Everyone thinks of changing the world,
but
no one thinks of changing themselves
-Tolstoy
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
-Duke Ellington
Cheat and Love.
But
Don't Love and cheat.
Think and Love
but
Don't love and think.
Break the heart and love
but
don't love and break the heart.
When someone touches you and you don't feel it. - Its Ignorance.
When someone touches you and you feel it - Its Love.
When nobody touches you but you feel it - Just Run, idiot Its a GHOST!
If someone ask me "What is friendship".
I would sit mext to you, pull you close to me put my arms around you and proudly say
"This is Friendship".
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation.
The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;
“My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.”
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. I.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours I.e . 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days..
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR=HIGH RISK
Do not expect others to be like you...
Because
Life becomes really boring when you have to live only with your shadows.
Respect the uniqueness in every human.
Every man is searching his second mother in the name of LOVE...
But
Every woman gets her first child in the name of her LOVER....
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