It is proven that
when we consume alcohol whatever is in the mind and heart comes out....


so lets request all college/school authorities to allow students to drink and write exams

so whatever is in the heart and mind comes and there is no chance of forgetting...

I am not forcing you to love me

But

Dont let love be the reason for Hating me!!

*A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in
the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response so,

He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
;

;

;

;

"James, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"

Moral of the story:
The problem may not be with the other person as we always think, could be
very much within us..!

In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?"

Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you
but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up.
He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air.
"Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and
started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all
crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt
by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as
though we are worthless.
But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose
your value.


You are special. Don't ever forget it! Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams.

"VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED"

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983.

From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?
To this Arthur Ashe replied:
"The world over -- 50 million children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis, 500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, when I was holding a cup I never asked GOD 'Why me?'.
And today in pain I should not be asking GOD 'Why me?' "

"Happiness keeps you Sweet, Trials keep you Strong, Sorrow keeps you Human, Failure keeps you humble and Success keeps you glowing, but only Faith & Attitude Keeps you going...

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.


One day, he came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Kingdom, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant was happy.


The King asked the servant, "Why are you so happy?"
The man replied, "Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don't need too much — just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies."


The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the King's woes and the servant's story, the advisor said, "Your Majesty, I believe that the servant has not been made part of The 99 Club."


"The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?" The King inquired. The advisor replied, "Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, let's place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant's doorstep."


Next day the servant saw the bag, picked it up and took it in. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy... So many gold coins!


He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 coins. "What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!" he wondered. He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive.


Finally, exhausted, he decided that he would have to work harder than ever to earn that one gold coin and complete his collection.


And from that day, the servant's life was changed. He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th coin. He stopped singing while he worked.


Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor's help, the advisor said, "Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club..." He continued, "The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and striving for that extra one, telling themselves: "Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life."


That's what joining The 99 Club is all about. Do you want to join this Club?

I chased Love...i Found Friendship...

I chased desire....i Found hope....

I chased reality....i Found dreams...

I chased "supandi".....i Found YOU....

What is peak of poverty?





When a world famous actress is ready to kiss u
for only two rupee..





and...




u have only 1.75!!!!

Difference between "coffee shop and wine shop"



Love starts in "Coffee shop"!!!!



Love ends in "Wine shop"!!!

Professor : What is "Attention Deficit Hyper active disorder"?

Student : ஜிம்பலக்கடி பம்பா

Professor : I dont understand anything!!

Student : Sir எனக்கும் அப்படி தான இருக்கும் ?!!

வாழ்கைனா
1008 மேடு பள்ளம் ,
1008 கல்லு முள்ளு இருக்கதான் செய்யும்






அதனால












நல்ல quality ஆனா "chappal" வாங்கி போட்டுகோங்க.....

101 கும் 103 கும் நடுவுல என்ன இருக்கும்?




102
இல்ல
wrong




நடுவுல '0' தான் இருக்கும்.

என்னை பண்ணுறது நம்ம knowledge அப்படி....

Father email's son :

Dear son,
How are u dear? ur mom and I miss u a lot. Please turn off ur computer and come downstairs for dinner.

Love DAD.

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze you will always say HUTCH

3 ) U can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot become a president if u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it
but
whenever it happens..
I just stop and think of you
and say :
"How can i hate this world when you are a part of it..!"

Never blame a day in your life.

Good days gives you happiness.
Bad days gives you experience.

Both are essential in life!
All are God's blessings.

Pretty Indian Tennis star Sania Mirza is getting engaged with Sohrab Mirza today(10-July-2009).

This may be a heart breaking news for Sania Mirza lovers.

This will also become a sad news for tennis lovers(like me!!) if she is gonna get retirement from the tennis competition too early....

தோல்வி வெற்றியின் முதல் படி
முயற்சி வெற்றியின் இரண்டாம் படி
நம்பிக்கை வெற்றியின் மூன்றாம் படி
உழைப்பு வெற்றியின் நான்காம் படி
தடைகள் வெற்றியின் புதையல்
தடங்கள் வெற்றியின் தடங்கள்
தட்டுங்கள் திறக்கப்படும்
தேடுங்கள் கிடைத்துவிடும் வெற்றி!!

கல்வியை இழந்தவன் அறிவில் ஏழை !
பணத்தை இழந்தவன் செல்வத்தில் ஏழை !
நண்பனை இழந்தவன் நட்பில் ஏழை !
வேலையை இழந்தவன் உழைப்பில் ஏழை !
மனதை இழந்தவன் மனதில் ஏழை !
உறவை இழந்தவன் பலத்தில் ஏழை !
வாய்மையை இழந்தவன் பேச்சில் ஏழை !
மகிழ்ச்சியை இழந்தவன் சிரிப்பில் ஏழை !

Problem of solving a problem is not a problem,
but
when a problem solves a problem without any problem
then
the problem is not at all a problem..


ANY PROBLEM?

Confidence never comes if we have all the answers
but
it comes when we are ready for all questions..

So be bold to face the world.

Troubles are like washing machines,
they twist, turn and knock us around,
but
at the end we come out
cleaner,brighter and better than before.

WHO IS THE REAL LEGEND?

Gandhi - could write with both hands

Napolean - could sleep even while riding a horse..!

Leonardo da vinci - could write with one hand and draw with other simultaneously..!

Students - could listen to class, takes notes on one hand, message with other hand, look outside through the window, make serious discussions with the neighbours, sketch the lecturers face on the desks, dream about boy/girl friend and also have a good sleep simultaneously..!!

We r the real LEGENDS....

நான் நடு தெருவில் நிற்கிறேன்
நீங்கள் உங்கள் உறவுகளோடு உறவாட !!

Winter comes again and again
Summer comes again and again
but
person like you
never born again and again
because
God never makes mistakes again and again,

Have a heart that never breaks,
Have a smile that never fades,
Have a touch that never hurts
Have a friendship that never ends, LIKE OURS!

Friendship is

vast like universe,
deep like ocean,
high like iron,
kind like mother,
cute like me
and
sweet like you.

Someone asked me "For how long will you both be friends?"

I remained silent
because
I didn't know which one is longer...
"Always" or "Forever"

Arguments may win the situation but it will not win one's heart!
so
when a situation comes, decide

whether you want to win
the situation
or
the person heart

Friendship is the rainbow between two hearts

Sharing of 7 feelings :
Love
Sad
Happy
Truth
Faith
Secret &
Helping.

Five lessons to learn from a pencil

1) Everything you do leaves a mark.

2) You can always correct your mistakes

3) Important is whats inside u, not outside of you.

4)In life you will undergo painful sharpenings, which make you better in what you do.

5) To be the best, allow yourself to be held and guided by the hand that holds you.

To love someone is natural,
to be loved by someone is luck,
to live with someone u love is achievement,
to live with someone who loves you is LIFE...

If you care and love someone,
don't ever loose a grip on that person.

Because

U never know, the one you left go
might be
the one you have waited for all your life.

How many times i told u to take care of your things.
Now see what you have done.

You had left your heart to me.
Don't worry i will take care of it...

My nights are going sleepless
My days are going useless
so
I asked God...Is this love?

God replies...Idiot semester is coming prepare for it..!!

1+3 =4
3+1=4
6-2=4
5-1=4
4+0=4
7-3=4
8-4=4
9-5=4
2*2=4
8/2+4
16/4=4





என்ன ?
முழிகிரிங்க ...
நாங்கல்லாம் நாலும்
தெரிஞ்சவங்க !
Be Careful....

Birds எல்லாம் ஏன் வெளி நாட்டுல இருந்து இங்க பறந்து வருதுன்னு தெரியுமா?









ஏன் ?














because
நடந்து
வந்தா லேட்
ஆகும் ...அதான் ..!!!

அழகு ரோஜாக்கள் கூட உன் புன்னகையை பார்த்தல் ,
ஒரு நொடி சிந்திக்கும் ...














யாரு பெத்த புள்ளயோ
இப்படி மெண்டல் மாதிரி
சிரிச்சுகிட்டு இருக்குனு ....

உலக மொபைல் சரித்திரத்தில் முதல் முறையாக

உங்கள் மொபைல்இல் "3D" message















D D D

படிப்பு - உயர்வு தரும்
உயர்வு - பணம் தரும்
பணம் - திமிரை தரும்
திமிர் - ஆணவம் தரும்

so

நாம் படிப்பை எதிர்போம்
Rest எடுப்போம்

Father: Rank card எங்க da?

Son: இந்தாங்கப்பா .

Father: அட பாவி 5 subject லயும் faila? இனிமேல் என்னை அப்பான்னு கூபிடதே ..!

Son: சரிடா மச்சான் scena போடாம signa போடு ...

cellphone using is very dangerous and it damages the BRAIN.


but

You are so lucky

No Brain!
No Damage!
No Problem!

So u dont worry...

ஆட்டு கால்ல சூப் வைக்கலாம்
கோழி கால்ல சூப் வைக்கலாம்

but

Missed கால்ல சூப் வைக்க முடியுமா ?


முறைகாம யோசிங்க ....

Man1: என்னடா மாப்ள ரொம்ப நாளா phoneநய்யே காணும் ?

Man2: நல்லா தேடி பாரு மச்சான் சத்தியமா நான் எடுகல...!!!!

Today is









"Message delete day"









so delete this sms and continue ur work.

The world's best feeling comes when u see a wonderful question
paper in the semester hall and then u smile and say :



"இந்த paperum போச்சா ?"

Love is a




















"English word"

இந்த interesta படிப்புல காட்டி இருந்தா எப்பவோ உருப்பட்டு இருக்கலாம் ......

Typical BE question paper:

what is the solution for 2+2?

options:
A) 4
B)Four
C)IV
D)4.0




ippo theriyutha?
yean students arrear vaikuranganu...

Interaction in different ages:

LKG - Girl: pencil tharuviya?
Boy: missukitta soliduvean!


4th Std - Girl: pencil tharuviya?
Boy: indha....

12th Std - Girl: pen koduka mudiyuma?
Boy: oh my god..black vaenuma, blue vaenuma, green vaenuma?

College - Boy: un pen sariya ezhudhalanu ninaikirean...Indha ennoda pen use panniko..!

Office - Boy: pudhusa pen vangunean, ezhidhi pathutu kudu!



EPADI IRUNDHAVANA EPPADI AKITANGAYA..!!!!

Ayyo Ayyayo Ayyo Ayyayo
Ayyo Ayyayo Ayyo Ayyayo
Ayyo Ayyayo Ayyo Ayyayo
Ayyo Ayyayo Ayyo Ayyayo
Ayyo Ayyayo Ayyo Ayyayo
Ayyo Ayyayo Ayyo Ayyayo
Ayyo Ayyayo Ayyo Ayyayo















Eppadi unna adikkamale kattha vachean paathiya?

I'm a SMS killer...Be careful...

On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against
the wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, 'How much do you
earn?'
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal
question, he replied, none the less, 'I earn $ 2 000.00 a month, Sir.
Why?'

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed $6000.00 cash
and gave it to the young man and said, 'Around here I pay people for
working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is your 3 months
salary, now GET OUT and don't come back'.
The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.

Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, 'And that
applies for everybody in this company'.
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, 'Who's the young man
that I just fired?'










To which an amazing reply came of, 'He was the pizza delivery man,
Sir...!'

Marappom
Manippom

Eg., Exam'ku padippathai marappom
Nammai fail pannum professorai manippom....

Stop ur work.

Relax ur mind

Go 2 bed

Pray to God.

Think 2day Activities.

Finally u come 2 a decision

"innaikum vettiya dhan pochu"

a drunken man falls from 1st floor!

people gathered aroung and asked him, "what happened sir?"

he said, "i dont know, i also came just now..!"

Anbil neenga singam

Arivil neenga nari

alagil neenga annam

porumaiyil neenga nathai

vegathil neenga puli

anbil neenga maan

mothathil

neenga oru manusa jenmame illa...

"Tea"kum
"Coffe"kum
Enna vidithiyasam theriyuma?

Tea'la oru (E) irukum

Coffe'la rendu (EE) irukum..

so

Paathu kudinga....

"Vilipoam" endra nampikaiyil thoonguvadhai vida

nalaikavadhu

"Kulipoam"

endra latchiyathodu thoongunga..

Try pannunga Please..!!!

Life romba fasta pogudhuilla,
yosichu paarean

nee nethu thaan kulicha maadhiri irukum aana
adhukulla oru maasam agiduchu!!!!


POI KULI....PO PO

Unga veetla "erumbu" thollai iruka?

adha close panna super idea!!

Sugar-la chilli powder mix panni vechidunga,
Erumbu adha sugar-nu saapidum,
appo adhoda "naaku" kaarathulaerium,
appo Erumbu thaani kudika water Tank-ku varum!
Appa neenga pinnadi irundhuTank-la thalli vittudunga Erumbu out...!

The most important things when you wakeup everyday..


Pray - so that you may live

Bath - so that others may live too!!!

What is 143?

i love you

no


i miss you

no


i hate you

no


i kiss you

no





143 means...






one hundred and fourty three..



enga school a ipadi thaan sollikuduthanga...

Kappal kavunthalum kannathil kai vaika koodathu!

yen theriyuma?

kannathil kai vaithaal eppadi neechal adika mudiyum?

No no ala koodathu...

German Medical Says : "Sighting young people of opposite gender 10 minutes a day reduces hybertension, cardiac problem,..equal to spending 60 minutes in Gym.."

So

Enjoy sighting..

Kadhal enbathu busla pora mathiri
but
Kalyanam enbathu Flighla pora mathiri

Pidikalana Busla irunthu irangikkalam
but
Flightla irunthu?


Yosinga....

Everyone thinks of changing the world,

but

no one thinks of changing themselves

-Tolstoy

A problem is a chance for you to do your best.

-Duke Ellington

Cheat and Love.
But
Don't Love and cheat.

Think and Love
but
Don't love and think.

Break the heart and love
but
don't love and break the heart.

When someone touches you and you don't feel it. - Its Ignorance.

When someone touches you and you feel it - Its Love.

When nobody touches you but you feel it - Just Run, idiot Its a GHOST!

If someone ask me "What is friendship".

I would sit mext to you, pull you close to me put my arms around you and proudly say

"This is Friendship".

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation.

The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;

“My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.”

The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.

Manager:- How many days are there in a year?

Man:- 365 days and some times 366

Manager:- how many hours make up a day?

Man:- 24 hours

Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

Man:- 8am to 4pm. I.e. 8 hours a day.

Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours I.e . 1/3(one third)

Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?

Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?

Man:- No sir

Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days

Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?

Man:- 18 days.

Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?

Man:- 4 days

Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 2 days sir!

Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- 1 day sir!

Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?

Man:- No sir!

Manager:- So how many days are left?

Man:- None sir!

Manager:- So, what are you claiming?

Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days..

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

HR=HIGH RISK

Do not expect others to be like you...

Because

Life becomes really boring when you have to live only with your shadows.

Respect the uniqueness in every human.

Every man is searching his second mother in the name of LOVE...

But

Every woman gets her first child in the name of her LOVER....

The greatest gift you can give someone is your time.

Because

When you give your time, your giving them a portion of your life that you'll never get back...

Beauty doesn't make Love.
but
Love makes beauty.

Break everything
but
never break a heart...

The heart is like music, play it
but
don't play with it.

Alexander Before death :

"Bury my body and dont built any monuments. Keep my hands projected outside, that the world knows, I who won the world had nothing in hand when dying"

Whenever you want to know how rich you are don't count your money,

just drop a tear

and

love around the number of hands that reach out to wipe your tears.

The greatest weekness of most human is their hesitacy to tell others how much you love them while they are alive.

There was a husband who daily sent his wife a rose,
whenever he was out.

One day he died b'coz of cancer, still his wife received a rose everyday.

She asked the florist, he said that her husband had paid advance for her whole life.

So love someone such that it remains forever...

F - Fraud
R - Rowdy
I - Iyokkiyan
E - Eruma maadu
N- Nonsense
D - Danda soru



Idhellam vechu paarkkum pothu sathiyama neethaan en FRIEND...

A big pot full of water can be emptied by a small hole,
Even a little anger or ego will burn up all the nobility of a good heart.

* Longest river in the world - Nile.
* Longest highway in the world - Trans-Canada(about 8000km).
* Highest mountain in the world - Everest.
* Highest waterfall in the world - Salto Angel Falls, Venezuela.
* Biggest desert in the world - Sahara.
* Biggest delta in the world - Ganges delta.
* Biggest island of the world - Greenland.
* Biggest stadium in the world - Strahov Stadium, Prague.
* Largest ocean of the world - Pacific ocean.
* Largest bell in the world - Tsar Kolkol at Kremlin, Moscow.
* Largest library in the world - United States Library of Congress, Washington DC.
* Largest museum in the world - American Museum of Natural History.
* Largest airport in the world - King Khalid International Airport, Saudi Arabia.
* Largest bay in the world - Hudson Bay, Canada.
* Largest church in the world - Basilica of St. Peter, Vatican City, Rome.
* Largest peninsula in the world - Arabia.
* Largest gulf in the world - Gulf of mexico.
* Largest railway tunnel in the world - Oshimizu Tunnel, Japan..
* Largest cinema in the world - Fox theatre, Detroit, USA.
* Largest temple in the world - Angkor Wat in Kampuchea.
* Largest dome in the world - Louisiana Superdome, New Orleans, USA.
* Largest strait in the world - Tartar strait.
* World's oldest known city - Damascus.
* World's loneliest island - Tristan da cunha.
* World's tallest office building - Sears Tower, Chicago.
* Lowest mountain range in the world - Buena Bhaile.
* Tallest tower in the world - C. N. Tower, Toronto, Canada.
* Tallest statue in the world - Motherland, Volgograd Russia.
* Coldest place on the earth - Verkoyansk in Siberia
(recorded -70 degrees C in winter and +37 degrees C in summer).

Best Ever thought :

"Work for a cause and not for applause"

"Live to express and not to impress"

"When love is your greatest weekness you will be the strongest person in the world" - Shakespeare

LKG Rowdy poem

Johny Johny.

Yes paapa.

"sight adikalam vaa paapa"

"sappa figure, no paapa"

"sumarna figure, Ok paapa"

"Super figure...HA HA HA..!

Useful PTC tips:

• Join minimum 8 to 10 good sites
• don't expect earnings in just 15 to 30 days
• Build your down line members (referrals)
• Be patient
• work regularly without failure (Click ads)
• Visit the forums of respected site and read other members views
• Make your own website or blog to collect referrals
• When earnings start invest your money wisely.

How to judge a good site

• Click rates $0.01 to $0.015 ( below and above this is not ideal)
• Daily 8 to 15 clicks is standard rate ( more than this may be scam)
• Payout amount 2 to 10$
• Waiting period should not more then 30 days
• Don't Join forum less site.
• Don't join if lot of complaints made by members in their forum
• See the last payment they made to any member (should not be more then 10 days) you can find this from payment proof section of the forum.
• Read their Terms and Services.

"Tears are the silent language of love"

When the tears comes with reason means you got some problem.

But

When tears come without reason means you are missing someone!

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