It is proven that
when we consume alcohol whatever is in the mind and heart comes out....


so lets request all college/school authorities to allow students to drink and write exams

so whatever is in the heart and mind comes and there is no chance of forgetting...

I am not forcing you to love me

But

Dont let love be the reason for Hating me!!

*A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in
the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response so,

He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
;

;

;

;

"James, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"

Moral of the story:
The problem may not be with the other person as we always think, could be
very much within us..!

In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?"

Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you
but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up.
He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air.
"Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and
started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now all
crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?"
Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson.
No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not
decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt
by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as
though we are worthless.
But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose
your value.


You are special. Don't ever forget it! Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's dreams.

"VALUE HAS A VALUE ONLY IF ITS VALUE IS VALUED"

Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983.

From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?
To this Arthur Ashe replied:
"The world over -- 50 million children start playing tennis, 5 million learn to play tennis, 500,000 learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, when I was holding a cup I never asked GOD 'Why me?'.
And today in pain I should not be asking GOD 'Why me?' "

"Happiness keeps you Sweet, Trials keep you Strong, Sorrow keeps you Human, Failure keeps you humble and Success keeps you glowing, but only Faith & Attitude Keeps you going...

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.


One day, he came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Kingdom, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant was happy.


The King asked the servant, "Why are you so happy?"
The man replied, "Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don't need too much — just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies."


The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the King's woes and the servant's story, the advisor said, "Your Majesty, I believe that the servant has not been made part of The 99 Club."


"The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?" The King inquired. The advisor replied, "Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, let's place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant's doorstep."


Next day the servant saw the bag, picked it up and took it in. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy... So many gold coins!


He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 coins. "What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!" he wondered. He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive.


Finally, exhausted, he decided that he would have to work harder than ever to earn that one gold coin and complete his collection.


And from that day, the servant's life was changed. He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th coin. He stopped singing while he worked.


Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor's help, the advisor said, "Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club..." He continued, "The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and striving for that extra one, telling themselves: "Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life."


That's what joining The 99 Club is all about. Do you want to join this Club?

I chased Love...i Found Friendship...

I chased desire....i Found hope....

I chased reality....i Found dreams...

I chased "supandi".....i Found YOU....

What is peak of poverty?





When a world famous actress is ready to kiss u
for only two rupee..





and...




u have only 1.75!!!!

Difference between "coffee shop and wine shop"



Love starts in "Coffee shop"!!!!



Love ends in "Wine shop"!!!

Father email's son :

Dear son,
How are u dear? ur mom and I miss u a lot. Please turn off ur computer and come downstairs for dinner.

Love DAD.

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze you will always say HUTCH

3 ) U can become an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot become a president if u studies in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.

Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it
but
whenever it happens..
I just stop and think of you
and say :
"How can i hate this world when you are a part of it..!"

Never blame a day in your life.

Good days gives you happiness.
Bad days gives you experience.

Both are essential in life!
All are God's blessings.

Problem of solving a problem is not a problem,
but
when a problem solves a problem without any problem
then
the problem is not at all a problem..


ANY PROBLEM?

Confidence never comes if we have all the answers
but
it comes when we are ready for all questions..

So be bold to face the world.

Troubles are like washing machines,
they twist, turn and knock us around,
but
at the end we come out
cleaner,brighter and better than before.

WHO IS THE REAL LEGEND?

Gandhi - could write with both hands

Napolean - could sleep even while riding a horse..!

Leonardo da vinci - could write with one hand and draw with other simultaneously..!

Students - could listen to class, takes notes on one hand, message with other hand, look outside through the window, make serious discussions with the neighbours, sketch the lecturers face on the desks, dream about boy/girl friend and also have a good sleep simultaneously..!!

We r the real LEGENDS....

Winter comes again and again
Summer comes again and again
but
person like you
never born again and again
because
God never makes mistakes again and again,

Have a heart that never breaks,
Have a smile that never fades,
Have a touch that never hurts
Have a friendship that never ends, LIKE OURS!

Friendship is

vast like universe,
deep like ocean,
high like iron,
kind like mother,
cute like me
and
sweet like you.